There was a Russian, a German, and a redneck, all from New York on death row. The warden gave them three choices of how to die:
1. Be shot.
2. Be hung.
3. Be injected with the AIDS virus.
The German said, "Just shoot me right in the head."
Bang, he was dead.
The Russian said, "Just hang me."
Snap, he was dead.
The Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
The warden gave him the shot and the redneck just fell down laughing.
The warden looked at the other guards on duty and asked, "What is the matter with this guy?"
Then the redneck said, "Give me some more of that AIDS stuff!"
So the warden did. This time the redneck was laughing so hard tears were streaming down his face.
Finally the warden asked, "What the hell are you laughing about?"
The redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid. I'm wearing a condom!"
