This redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, "I want one of them dayvorces."
The lawyer says, "You mean a 'divorce'?"
The redneck says, "Yes."
The lawyer says, "Well, I have a few questions for you. Do you have any grounds?"
The redneck quickly replies, "Yes, I got me grounds 'bout a 150 acres."
The lawyer rephrases the question, "I mean do you have a case?"
The redneck smiles proudly and remarks, "No I don't got no case, but I got me a new John Deere."
The lawyer once again simplifies his question, "No, no, do you have a grudge?"
The redneck replies, "Yes, I have a garage. That's where I keep all my tools and my John Deere."
Now frustrated, the lawyer says, "No, no son. Does your wife nag? Is she a nagger?"
The redneck frowns and mutters, "No sir she ain't no nagger, but that baby she has sho' is and that's why I want a dayvorce!"
