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Grant Wishes:
There were 3 girls. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. They had just come out of the gym and went into the changing room. There was a mirror on the wall, and a genie popped out.

The genie said, "I'll grant each of you 3 wishes if you tell me a TRUE statement about yourself!"

The redhead said, "I think I am the most gorgeous girl on the planet!"

(Poof, she disappeared.)

The brunette said, "I think I have the sexiest figure!"

(Poof, she disappeared.)

Next, the blonde said, "I think..."

(Poof, she disappeared.)


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