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A blonde and and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when they heard about a man attempting to jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde bets the redhead $50 dollars that the guy won't jump and the red head gladly accepts. Later on in the program they find out that the man did indeed jump, so the blonde gives the red head $50.

The redhead refuses the money and says, "I can't take your money, you are my best friend."

But the blonde insists, "No keep it, you won the bet."

The redhead replies, "But it's not fair, I already saw this on the 5:00 news."

And the blonde says, "So did I, but I didn't think he'd jump again."


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