Finally the bartender cuts him off and says, "Get the hell out of here man, you've had enough."

The guy says, "No come on, just one more."

And the bartender once again says, "No way, just get the hell out of here."

So the guy thinks "Alright, alright."

He gets out of his chair and he just falls over.

He thinks to himself, "Bastard! Man, I can't even walk."

He gets up to tries to walk again but just falls to the ground. The man can't walk, so he just starts crawling home. Eventually he gets home and finds that his wife has waited up for him.

She asks him, "Have you been drinking?"

"No!" he replies.

She says, "Don't lie to me! If you're lying to me we're getting a divorce."

So the guy finally tells her the truth and asks her how she knew he was lying.