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Bartender Bet:
A man approached the bartender with a bet.

"I bet you $500 that I can piss right over your head and into the empty beer mug on the counter behind you. A drop won't hit the floor."

The bartender says, "There's no way! You're on."

The guy whips it out, aims high, and pisses all over the bartender's face. He completely misses the mug.

The bartender says happily, "I knew you couldn't do it. You owe me $500!"

The guy replies, "I don't care! Because I just bet the guy at the end of the bar $1000 that I could piss in your face and you would be happy about it."


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