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The Bear: A bear and a rabbit were doing a shit together in the woods one day. The bear looked at the rabbit and asked, "Do you have any problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No!" So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his bum. Back   Next Any questions, comments, or complaints? --- Select A Statement --- I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. I have a hangover. I'm doped up. My dog ate my homework. I'm sleepy. My head is mis-shaped. I feel sick. I lost something. I have a boo-boo. I boo-boo'd. I have to go to the bathroom.

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