He asks, "How much for the bird?"

The owner replies, "$50."

The owner then says, "This bird repeats everything it hears."

So the guy is driving by a construction site where a man had fallen down a sewer drain and his friend was yelling, "Get a rope pull him up, get a rope pull him up!"

The bird repeated, "Get a rope pull him up, get a rope pull him up!"

Next they drove by a meatmarket where a man was yelling, "Balogna, balogna!"

The bird then said, "Bologna, bologna!"

By now the guy was thinking, "This bird is cool."

Finally they drove by a carnival.

There was a booth where a man was screaming at the top of his lungs, "HIT THE FAT ONE WIN A PRIZE, HIT THE FAT ONE WIN A PRIZE!"

After hearing this, the bird then of course repeated, "Hit the fat one win a prize, hit the fat one win a prize!"

Now the guy was convinced that this bird was cool. The next day, the guy went to church where the priest was talking about God and Satan.

He said, "Satan lives down in hell," and the bird repeated, "Get a rope pull him up, get a rope pull him up!"

Then the priest said quietly to himself, "Shut up bird."

The priest then continued, "And God lives in heaven," to which the bird replied, "Bologna, bologna!"