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Punk Parrot Boy:
One day an old man gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with the red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.

The kid looks at him and says, "What you staring at old man, ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"

The old man replies, "Yeah, I screwed a parrot once and I was wondering if you were my kid."


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